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Post by SpideyFreak on Dec 19, 2005 21:58:10 GMT -5
Why Santa would make a great 5th grade Rebbe
10. His house is filled with a disproportionate amount of little people running around in it
9. He has been driving the same beat-up wagon with wood paneling for years
8. "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a clear guttural sound from a yeshiva chain-smoking past
7. He spends his vacations in a bungalow colony up north
6. He never seems to get older year after year
5. His wife, Mrs. Claus, has no first name (and never leaves the house)
4. White Beard, big stomach, jolly laugh...must be from Lakewood
3. He grades children by asking rhetorically, "Do you think you have been good?"
2. As kids grow older, his "cool" appeal fades
1. He always seems to be wearing the same suit to work everyday
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Post by TALLYWACKER on Dec 19, 2005 23:05:30 GMT -5
lol funny stuff
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Post by compumat on Dec 19, 2005 23:31:05 GMT -5
i never thought of it that way, was that an original?
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Post by compumat on Dec 19, 2005 23:48:17 GMT -5
Top ten indications that you are the jailhouse girlfriend
1. Do i even have to say it?
2. if you end up with the nickname "doll", refer to reason one
3. If you wake up with a rash, refer to reason one (this is by far, the most vulgar joke I've ever written)
4. If your jail-tattoo reads 'property of "$%#$7" refer to reason one
5. If, during exercize, they lift you instead of weights
6. If the guard tells you to sleep with one eye open
7. if, as a present, your fellow inmates give you a hand-knit maid's outfit
8. if you're the score-keeper during arm-wrestling matches
9. If, instead of cigarettes, you are the prize in a game of cards
10. if you hear someone say "good-night"
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Post by Mike on Dec 20, 2005 21:30:25 GMT -5
10 ways u know u encountered them
1.if they follow you
2.if trhey annoy you about amy
3.if 1 of them annoys u to give a metrocard(and tels u she has license and pulls out a metrocard)
4.if they wait outside the school i go to(im not gonna mention which schol it is)
5.if they talk shit about you
6.if they prank call tyou and tell you to stop prank calling them
7.if you have a tough sister that goes to there school and wants to disassemble them
8.if they say your following them
9.if every1 hated them
10.if theyve been around the block more than the mr softee truck
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Post by dogboy on Dec 21, 2005 18:36:12 GMT -5
mike it funny
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Post by SpideyFreak on Dec 21, 2005 20:02:03 GMT -5
the santa clause thing i got from a site
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Post by toxicslacker88 on Dec 21, 2005 20:27:05 GMT -5
Top ten ways to know if you're obsessed with Animorphs
1 -You've memorized the backs of the book covers.
2 -You've started a "get Tobias out of hawk morph" fund.
3 -You spit and scream angrily whenever the Yeerks win a battle.
4 -You cheer and hold a party when the Animorphs win.
5 -Your spring cleaning consists of organizing Animorphs books, merchandise, and posters.
6 -You've got so much Animorphs stuff you could own an Animorphs store.
7 -At the mall, you walk around asking people for Cinnabuns.
8 -On tests, in the name blank you put, "My name is insert_name. That's my first name, obviously. I can't tell you my last name. It would be too dangerous."
9 -You haven't marked the first day of school on your calendar; no, you've marked the day the first Animorphs TV episode airs.
10 -You've tried to morph all your pets countless times; it just doesn't seem to work.
(if some of you dont get it ill tel ya later)
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Post by compumat on Dec 21, 2005 20:41:51 GMT -5
that was funny, especailly the "i can't tell you my second name thing. I like animorphs too, but my obsession is probably star trek, not animorphs
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Post by dogboy on Dec 22, 2005 18:24:19 GMT -5
funny le
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Post by Phantom on Jan 1, 2006 6:53:01 GMT -5
lol
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Post by toxicslacker88 on Jan 5, 2006 23:31:20 GMT -5
top 14 hypocritical phrases
1 - "I am sick and tired of people complaining."
2 - "You exaggerate like a million times a day."
3 - "Stop repeating yourself stop repeating yourself."
4 - "Why do people ask rhetorical questions?"
5 - "I think you have attention deficit bicycle."
6 - "Yur spellling is atroshus"
7 - "If you dare threaten one more person I'll..."
8 - "I really hate people who talk too much and use run-on sentences cause i mean they just keep talking and never stop don't they just get on your nerves?"
9 - "Cliché’s are sooooo two weeks ago."
10 - "Dyslexic are you"
11 - "Ah hates dem people who be usin' da incorrect grammar an' such"
12- "Stop telling people what to do."
13 - "These days, lame, worn-out phrases come a dime a dozen."
14 - "Why do you find it incumbent upon yourself to be incessantly grandiloquent?"
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Post by dogboy on Jan 20, 2006 16:22:51 GMT -5
nice
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Post by Phantom on Feb 7, 2006 3:24:40 GMT -5
funny
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